the-absolute-funniest-posts:

pretzel-the-hognose:

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HELLO SNAKE. I AM SNAKE TOO! WE ARE SNAKE! WHY ARE YOU NOT MOVING, SNAKE? LET ME CUDDLE YOU TO FIND OUT. SNAKE? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? I AM CONCERNED

alegbra:

have you ever gotten to that certain point in the school year where you just

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the-absolute-funniest-posts: tai-kwon-joe: Sometimes, the adolescent elephant will throw itself upon the ground as a sign of extreme emotional distress, commonly known as a “tantrum.”
LOOOL I expect nothing less from you Tabi…

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

a-study-in-yellowcar:

Someone take the computer away from me

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Last night, my university gave an honorary master’s degree to the service dog who sat through every one of his owner’s classes. He dressed appropriately for the ceremony.

(Source: sunhos)

babydaddy-onabcfamily: Re-blog if you can’t wait to watch the summer premiere of Baby Daddy tonight at 8:30/7:30c on ABC Family! 

(Source: maysileed)

iwishihadafather:

so my cat is meowing like crazy in the kitchen and so i go to see whats up and i walk in on this

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so naturally im like “what the fucking hell” and go and look out the window and

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME

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THIS IS NOT ROMEO AND JULIET GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY PORCH