This is the first time I’ve ever seen a model do this. 

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sloths are cute but their skeletons are fucking creepy i mean


looks like something a nightmare pooped out

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accurate representation of my high school career



why are you all so attracted to that white man with the questionable hair from the 1975

you’re gonna have to be more specific 


Oh my god

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In which Disney gives you incredibly wise relationship advice.

the ‘avengers franchise’ cast sort of…
iron man 1-2 | thor | captain america | the avengers

samuel l jackson, jaimie alexander, stanley tucci, robert downey jr, chris hemsworth, mark ruffalo, tom hiddleston, don cheadle, chris evans, jeremy renner, dominic cooper, kat dennings, natalie portman, scarlett johansson, sam rockwell,tommy lee jones, haley atwell, cobie smulders, sebastian stan, stellan skarsgard, clark gregg, idris elba, gwyneth paltrow, anthony hopkins

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the moon is kind of a creep the sun is polite and leaves when it’s night time meanwhile during the day sometimes you can see the moon just



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Dear Mom and Dad,
This is what happiness looks like. Sorry you were so miserable in your own lives that you couldn’t allow me a chance at my own. I went out and found it anyway. I miss you, and will miss you even more this holiday season since you won’t allow me to come back home unless I have a woman on my arm. Oh by the way, we’ll still be using the family recipe for the stuffing, I’m sure it’ll be a hit with our friends.
Happy Holidays, Your son, his boyfriend, and our spoiled cat

this deserves a million notes omfg


im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive

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i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere