Mellow Fellow, Hello

kelseylohan:

EVERY TIME SOMEONE SAYS THAT BETTY WHITE DIED I START SHAKING AND TYPING IN “Betty White” INTO THE GOOGLE CHROME BAR REALLY SLOWLY WHILE WATCHING THE SUGGESTIONS AND HOPING THAT “betty white dead” DOESN’T COME UP AND THEN I CLICK ENTER AND IT SAYS SHE’S STILL ALIVE AND THEN I GIGGLE BETWEEN DRY HEAVES BECAUSE BETTY WHITE CAN’T DIE SHE’S IMMORTAL FUCK ALL OF YOU BYE

- i think relationships should be taken seriously

- sex isn’t everything

- manners are always attractive

- caring about grades is attractive too

- chivalry is a plus

- saying “please” and “thank you” will blow my mind