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the-absolute-funniest-posts: pretzel-the-hognose: [X] HELLO...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 00:01:35 -0400

pretzel-the-hognose:

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HELLO SNAKE. I AM SNAKE TOO! WE ARE SNAKE! WHY ARE YOU NOT MOVING, SNAKE? LET ME CUDDLE YOU TO FIND OUT. SNAKE? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? I AM CONCERNED

alegbra: have you ever gotten to that certain point in the school year where you just

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 23:59:31 -0400

alegbra:

have you ever gotten to that certain point in the school year where you just

the-absolute-funniest-posts: tai-kwon-joe: Sometimes, the...

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 22:27:06 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

tai-kwon-joe:

Sometimes, the adolescent elephant will throw itself upon the ground as a sign of extreme emotional distress, commonly known as a “tantrum.”

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Wed, 05 Jun 2013 22:26:49 -0400

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Wed, 05 Jun 2013 22:25:07 -0400

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Wed, 05 Jun 2013 22:24:18 -0400

LOOOL I expect nothing less from you Tabi…

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 22:23:33 -0400

LOOOL I expect nothing less from you Tabi…

the-absolute-funniest-posts: a-study-in-yellowcar: Someone take...

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 22:23:21 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

a-study-in-yellowcar:

Someone take the computer away from me

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Wed, 29 May 2013 12:34:11 -0400

Last night, my university gave an honorary master’s degree to...

Wed, 29 May 2013 12:26:39 -0400

Last night, my university gave an honorary master’s degree to the service dog who sat through every one of his owner’s classes. He dressed appropriately for the ceremony.

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Wed, 29 May 2013 12:25:08 -0400

babydaddy-onabcfamily: Re-blog if you can’t wait to watch the...

Wed, 29 May 2013 12:23:08 -0400

babydaddy-onabcfamily:

Re-blog if you can’t wait to watch the summer premiere of Baby Daddy tonight at 8:30/7:30c on ABC Family!

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Tue, 28 May 2013 12:40:36 -0400

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Tue, 28 May 2013 12:39:48 -0400

iwishihadafather: so my cat is meowing like crazy in the kitchen and so i go to see whats up and i...

Tue, 28 May 2013 12:39:21 -0400

iwishihadafather:

so my cat is meowing like crazy in the kitchen and so i go to see whats up and i walk in on this

so naturally im like “what the fucking hell” and go and look out the window and

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

THIS IS NOT ROMEO AND JULIET GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY PORCH

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Tue, 28 May 2013 11:58:52 -0400

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Tue, 28 May 2013 11:56:38 -0400

dean-is-an-assbutt: fwips: sasstielspn: fwips: ”sending hate mail to ppl on the internet is like...

Mon, 27 May 2013 13:09:17 -0400

dean-is-an-assbutt:

fwips:

sasstielspn:

fwips:

”sending hate mail to ppl on the internet is like nailing jello to a tree”

-Benjamin Franklin

Benjamin Franklin died in 1790

are u calling me a liar

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Mon, 27 May 2013 13:09:04 -0400

dysphorism: disastrous-uncoordinates: gallifrey-feels: mellief...

Mon, 27 May 2013 13:08:39 -0400

dysphorism:

disastrous-uncoordinates:

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.

So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood

apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

This just turned into such a hardcore discussion about apples like what is even going on

omg i love you all